Howard Dean says the Republikan party is made up of white folks who've never held down an honest job
Now, folks all over the blogosphere are illegitimately flaming Dean. Illegitimately? Yes, illegitimately. He has some serious scholarship to back up this momentous claim. See:
Monsieur Zenith the Albino
by Anthony Skene, Michael Moorcock
So, back off, folks, or Dean will bring out the Big Guns. That's right. He can always cite this Justice League documentary about the evil albino organized crime lord Steven Mandragora.
Now, while there's no record on file conclusively proving Monsieur Zenith and Steven Mandragora are card-carrying Republikans, it seems self-evident: they are whiter than white and refuse to hold down honest jobs. Q.E.D.—they must be Republikans.
(Crossposted at third world county)
