The Five-Things-Meme

Dear, dear Michael. I'm gonna have to *smack* you!

OK, OK, so he tagged me with a meme: 5 things about 5 things (what you plan to do before you die, what you can do, what you can't do, what attracts you to the opposite sex, and what you say most often), and pass it on to 5 people.

Five things I plan to do before I die:

1. take a really good historical-biblical tour of Israel
2. sew my daughter's wedding dress (assuming I learn to sew that well)
3. learn PhotoShop
4. go on a few more Aggressor SCUBA cruises (I've been on the Kona and Palau Aggressors)
5. learn to like excercising (figure the odds on that happening!)

Five things I can do:

1. quilt
2. procrastinate
3. cook
4. laugh
5. enjoy life

Five things I can't do:

1. wear high-heeled shoes ('cause a) I hate 'em, and b) I've got metal in my left ankle)
2. tell a joke (the punch line always falls flat *sigh*)
3. suffer fools patiently
4. stay within the speed limit (places to go, people to see; point A, point B - get the hell outta my way!)
5. pass up a really really really lucious piece of chocolate

Five things that attract me to the opposite sex:

1. Courtesy
2. Humor
3. Honesty
4. Kindness
5. really sexy blue eyes in a "Look at me, I'm guilty as hell but aren't I too cute to resist" face (no, I'm not thinking about the Beloved Husband. Not at all. Really!... OK, so I lie...)

Five things I say a lot:

1. I'm sorry (but I'm trying to break that habit)
2. And? Thus? So? Therefore?
3. I love you!
4. A.H.D.V.M. (ask me privately) - maybe I'll have to change it to: "M.B.D.V.M."
5. Attitude check!
6. How does it feel to want? (sorry, I had to add this one...)

Hmmm, who will I tag with this? Oh, for certain David at Third World County! GM and Raven are both out, so I can't tag them, darnit. Ah-HAH! I'll also tag the Red Queen, and Mrs. Media Matters.

Hmmm, two more... I'll have to update later.

UPDATE 1.0 - David gets right on the ball
UPDATE 2.0 - GM is back, so I'm tagging him! W00t!
UPDATE 3.0 - Mrs. Media Matters posts hers... I can't believe she doesn't like sushi! LOL

Comments

[David]

That's like, wow, 25 things r somethin'.

Ain't got yjhat many fingers n toes, ya know...

;-)

[Romeocat]

MWUHAHAHAHAHA!

You'll have to count one appendage twice! How's that for an Evil Plot to Mess Up Your Day™, huh?

;-)

-- R'cat

[David]

I figgered it out... ears, nostrils and mouth make 5 more things to count. And heck, I got arms and legs, too. That means I can add, what, 1, 2, 3, 4 more things if I really have to?

Yeh, did it (see my linkback/trackback viral mutation of the meme).