While we were wandering around DC on Saturday afternoon, we saw some fliers scattered on the ground. There weren't many of them, but one of my buddies (FIAR, of Radioactive Liberty) picked one up and started reading and began to snicker...
He started to read this flier out loud, and soon we were all almost hysterical with laughter - and for the rest of the evening, we speculated on whether this person was on or off drugs (and if they were ON drugs, we surmised that they were really GOOD drugs!) and kept giggling at the mental nuttiness the flier displayed.
So, in the interest of making Monday a better day, I reproduce the flier for your morning enjoyment:
Make sure you read the whole thing to get the full snicker effect... ![]()
And my thanks to FIAR - I had two copies of the flier, but somehow they didn't make it home with me [baffled look]. FIAR sent me his pictures, bless him!

