Republicans for Obama???

OMG, talk about a glorious example of why the GOP is losing so frequently: they've lost whatever it was that used to hold their skull bones apart! And spines? I'm beginning to think that the definition of today's Republicans must use the word "spineless."

From Friday's D.C. Examiner: An Emerging Constituency: Obama Republicans:

John Martin, a lifelong Republican who founded the Web site Republicans for Obama, said his track record is too short to be defined as a liberal.

“If the solutions Obama proposes are a little more to the left than I would prefer, then that is fine,” Martin said. “We need some kind of solution for our problems and we are not getting them.”

I would really love to check out the sooper seekrut magic 8-ball Mr. Martin uses to project Obama's future conservatism. Dude, the solution for our problems is to go back to the foundation of the Republican Party's mission (small government, low taxes, strong national defense, family values, and personal integrity and responsibility - since you've obviously forgotten), rather than support more government bloating and interference.

They're pushing me more and more to either the Libertarians or the Constitutionalists, you know...

UPDATE: I forgot to add this... John Martin, "lifelong Republican," you have won

THE JETHRO SMACK AWARD OF THE DAY!!!

Congratulations on moronic non-thought below and well short of the call of duty. Idiot.

(Kittipurrs to my blog brother, Rick Sincere, for the news link)

(And excuse me, I need to go throw up again... [wanders away muttering "Republicans for Obama - gads, what kind of drugs are they on?!"])