I think that tonight, I'm going to follow Trace Adkins' "advice..."
Every light in the house is on
The backyards bright as the crack of dawn
The front walk looks like runway lights
Its kinda like noon in the dead of night
Every light in the house is on
Just in case you ever do get tired of being gone
Every light in the house is on
Seriously. I am going to turn on every light, plug something in to as many sockets as possible, turn BOTH of my ovens on, the TVs and the stereo will be blasting... Oh, there's gonna be a GRAND ol' parTAY here at the CatHouse tonight.
"Earth Hour."
PFFFT! Those bleeding heart eco-freaks make me nauseous...
UPDATE: My dear blog-brother, Scott is upping the ante... You go, man!
UPDATE AGAIN: My other dear blog-brother, Mike, found an embeddable video:
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