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First Church of Democrats
Bringing liberals closer to God since 2006
proudly talking liberalism in the bible belt
Worship songs play -
"Crossing the Borders Illiberally" - Choir
"Insane in East L.A." - Cypress Hill (Bruce Springsteen - Guitar)
"Vato, Vato, Watch Your Trabajo!" - Choir
Welcome to the Liberal church! I am the Reverend Jessica Jackstone and as you may know, I am a God in my own right. You must worship me, after all, I marched from Selma, Alabama. Now, why are only African Americans the only ones giving to the liberal church? Why aren't Asians allowed to be in more commercials? Why do whites get to live in America?
The bible talks about how Jesus marched from city to city. He march into Galilee. He marched into Jerusalem. He marched and marched and marched. Jesus was a Liberal. The Iraqinam Sixties Protest has been so successful in re-living the sixties that people are now marching from East L.A. to Selma, Alabama!
Keeping with the spirit, the Iraqinam Sixties Protest continues to march, through the end of March, from Selma, Alabama to our last destination, Romeo Cat, before we head on back to the extreme religious right belt.
Speaking of cats, you might have heard about Lewis the cat who is facing oppression from the Republicans. Why are pure white cats considered good and wholesome while black cats are considered bad luck? If Lewis was a pure white cat, would the Republicans try to oppress him like they are now doing? Is Lewis being discriminated against because he's half black?
If Lewis was all white, he'd be in the loop, but now he's cat soup and the Republicans are turning up the heat. Doesn't Lewis deserve a fair hearing? If Tookie Williams deserves amnesty, then certainly Lewis the cat does as well. These are like the days when Pontius Pilate sent Jesus to his death instead of forgiving him. We should try to understand why society forced Lewis the cat to attack. What could we have done as a society to help Lewis lash out against the world because he wasn't given a fair shot? I had a dream, that Lewis had self esteem, instead of making people scream, he'd rest by the stream.
Lewis the cat, might have been fat, but poverty was his life and it was full of strife. Society let him down, and left Lewis with a frown. It not so easy when you're a cat that's black or brown.
In announcements, our missionaries in Afghanistan and Iraq have successfully committed 4,601 acts of protest against Bush's Islamic Holocaust. It was a decent week as there were 50 more successful protests. Finally an increase. We, at the Rainbow Coalition, are concerned about the inequalities that's going on. Why is it always dark skinned people protesting these Bush administration terrorist acts? I don't see any white people tying bombs to their bodies and protesting Bush's Islamic holocaust. Is it racism or lack of understanding? If more caucasians would join the protest, we'd be much farther along in withdrawing troops in Iraq, and there won't be so many hymies in this world. Bush knows that the 19 Islamic peacemakers were merely protecting theirselves from Israel, that's why they struck Hymietown.
Let us bow our head and make a tax payment. Oh Holy Spirit Che Guevara, please put the spirit of giving into the hearts of the caucasians as they are selfish people who don't want to give to people like Lewis the cat. O Holy Spirit Che Guevara, we adore you!
From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.
While the taxplate gets passed around, Harry Belafonte will sing us something with both black heritage and hispanic heritage. It's Jamaican!
Click on the Tax Plate (St. Jude)
♪♫ 'Whiteyman, No deport me,' ♫
♫'yo place is under the dirt.'♫♪
♪♫ 'I know you don't know' ♫
♫ 'that this is our part of the earth.' ♫♪
♪♫ 'It's not all that glitters is gold;' ♫
♫ ''Atzlan story has never been told:' ♫♪
♫ 'So now you see the light, eh!' ♫♪
♪♫ 'Bush is like Hitler and he's white! Come on!' ♫
♫ 'Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!' ♫♪
♪♫ 'Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight!' ♫
Opression, that's what Republicans stand for. Republicans try to deceive, by telling you that they believe that minorities are equal to the caucasians. They expect minorites to be able to work just like caucasians do. They expect that if minorities study just as much as caucasians do, they will get equal grades. Republicans believe that minorities are equal to caucasions.
When Republicans say they believe, they are trying to deceive.
Minorities are inherently inferior to caucasians. Democrats understand this. Democrats are compassionate, Democrats care. We should have stayed out the Bushes.
Democrats want to end discrimination, in the United States Nation, so please make a big donation.
The immigration issue makes me get some tissue. It saddens my heart, to see undocumented workers depart. If migrants leave American dirt, then African-Americans will have to work.
Republicans don't support affirmative action. Why don't Republicans care about the well being of African Americans? Affirmative Action is important because minorities are incapable and too incompetent of playing on a level playing feild with caucasians. If a minoritiy studies as hard as Caucasians, the Caucasians will still get the higher grades.
African-Americans need the easiest jobs because they were born inferior to caucasians. These jobs such as Professional Daytime Talkshow Analyst are jobs provided by the Federal Government. Republicans are uncompassionate because they don't want you to have at home jobs provided by the government. They'd rather have you doing hard physical labor at slave wages such as picking beans and strawberries, or even in construction work.
Republicans will deny and lie, that they want minorities to die. They will put you in the heat because they are creeps.
We are going to start a pass the fast for people of the hispanic orientation. I will start it until I get hungry. Then I will pass the fast to a friend so that I can eat while he continues the fast. Once he's ready to eat, he'll make a phone call to another friend so he can eat while his friend fasts and so on. I hope that you will join this effort because it will help immigrants. You will get a feeling for how the undocumented workers are starving.
This issue is so important that we will also commence a hands across America. Hold somebody's hand in the name of compassion this week. Their plight you will understand when you hold a hand.
The United States government has spent only $500,000 per person to rebuild New Orleans. Why did the government give this money to Louisiana State government instead of to the poor people? Is it because the governor is a caucasian and the New Orleans is a predominantly black city? Is George Bush discriminating against African-Americans because he won't give them enough? Why didn't he fax buses to New Orleans?
Bush let them drown because they were brown. Bush is so bitter, because he's like Hitler.
We also have a spat between two Kats. One is trying to keep African-Americans from voting and the other is trying to overturn the black vote?
That recall Kat is really a rat. She wants to recall the gov, because she has no love. She hates people that are brown because she really is a clown.
Well It looks like I ran out of time while speaking out against caucasians crime. Our budget is so tiny when compared to that hymie. Please make a donation to make a caucasian-slave nation.
Let us bow our heads and don't forget your tax payment. Holy Spirit Che Guevara, please give us the power to fight the Republicans from forcing African-Americans from doing hard physical labor. Bush Hitler is going to try, to really make brown people cry. Give us the power, to wait for the hour, when we're in the days, that caucasians are our slaves. We ask this in your name Holy Spirit Che Guevara.
From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.
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